I've put in a request with the TSA to receive any confiscated engines. I have particularly asked them to confiscate an Aster A3, S2 or Berkshire. So come on fellas, make my day, or should I say post Christmas come true!
Ye of little faith - have you not heard of FEDEX ? Have them give your stuff an extra roll of bubble wrap and then ship it off to either the hotel or to me directly. Nothing has been lost or broken using this system.