Highly entertaining Dwight. Thanks for enlightening us non-Texans.
I'm not planning to visit Texas in the near future but if I do I must make a note not to visit San Antonia and seek directions, particularly when there is a Chili Contest taking place.
Incidentally chillies are favored highly in Indonesia and parts of the Far East. It is said that mosquitoes don't bite if you eat chillies regularly.

I'm not planning to visit Texas in the near future but if I do I must make a note not to visit San Antonia and seek directions, particularly when there is a Chili Contest taking place.
Incidentally chillies are favored highly in Indonesia and parts of the Far East. It is said that mosquitoes don't bite if you eat chillies regularly.